Where Do You Look Up...

your equipment?

Jokes coming soon especially since I have a few days off.  I'm looking into weight sets and it only makes sense that I look into weight benches etc.  One of the pages had a lot of info on this page http://www.fitness-frog.com/the-complete-weight-set-buying-guide/ but I need to do a lot of reading...

Anyways, ready for a well deserved chuckle?  Here we go :P

Is This Your Paleo Diet??

 

LOLERS!

Looking Into Kayaking....

I need to get into outdoor sports again as I've been... stale.  Meaning, I haven't participated in anything fun and outdoorsy in a few weeks... or that's what it feels like :(

I was looking for kayaks under $200 and found this site that provides decent inflatable kayak reviews and found one (click on it).

I found a couple and they seem decent.  If it doesn't work out, I can either return it or sell it on Craigslist?  How do you guys shop for outdoor sports?  I used to be hooked to Amazon and Dick's Sporting Goods but Amazon has been a better experience overall.

Before I leave, check this out....

Boom! DOne!

So Amazing...

Just beautiful, right!?

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson Went Camping...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.      
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."       
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."       
"What does that tell you?", Holmes ask,       
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and  potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"      
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."

Four Friends Went Deer Huntin'.....

Four friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an ten-point buck.

"Where's Billy Bob?"

"Billy Bob had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."

"You left Billy Bob laying out there and carried the deer back?"

"A tough call," nodded the hunter "but I figured no one, in their right mind, is going to steal Billy Bob."

Mixing It Up?

So, if you're visiting this space, family & friends, please tell me if you are enjoying the Outdoor FunnieZ so far.  I have a ways to go and don't have too much time to devote.... however, I love the 'schedule' ability on Blogger.

While I love humor, I also want to include useful websites from time to time that cover hiking and water sports (my favorite and the reason for this daily blog).

The first one I will mention is Killer Kayaks.  The website does need to be updated but it includes reviews of inflatable kayaks and in detail with pictures etc.  It also includes pricing.

Now, while I'm at it, if you have never been kayaking and want to know what it's about, check out a Youtube video here: Basics of Kayaking.

With that said, please feel free to comment and say hi.  Hope your day goes well, even if it's a small chuckle due to the Outdoor FunnieZ on this site ;)

Epic Fail, Ladies!

How Race Kayaking Works

Every Time I Hike Past Sunset...LoL

Can't Help This One!

Bike FAIL!

You're Doing It Wrong!!

DON"T Eat That Rubber!

Today, two things: a funnieZ & an article.  We will be mixing in helpful articles along with some funnies. Enjoy!

I lied.  The article first: You can read the Sea Rebel inflatable kayak review here.  For the price, let's call it a bang for the buck.  I got to try this baby out.  From my overtime pay, I felt like treating myself.  In a future article, I will discuss the pros and cons of it in detail.  But solid stuff and I agree with the article.  Maybe a video or two of me doing my thing.....

Second, here's a funnieZ.... dark humor:

Old School, Son

Let's Be Partners & I'll Let You Live

Let's Be Partners ;)

Just Hangin'

Y'know, just hangin'....

"What Do You Have To Lose", You Said.....

"Check out the guy in the kayak", you said......
"What do we have to lose?", you said...... :(
:)

Loch Ness Is Only 23 Miles Long.....